house arrest wouldn’t even be a punishment for me
picked up gardening but i dont know how to take proper care of my plants. there’s bad influences. my roses are smoking cigarettes. i’ve failed as a parent
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cat logic is so simple yet so effective. dont like something? smack it as far away from you as possible. literally flawless reasoning.
sometimes it’s annoying when your character can’t jump in a video game but how often do you jump in real life?
“Do you even remember the last time you jumped?” is a question I never anticipated leaving me feeling so hollow and terrified.
